Retired Prostitutes Open College of Sex to Teach Tricks of the Trade

Ever wondered what happens to sex workers when they grow old and it is time to retire? According to myzimbabwe.co.zw, retired sex workers in Zimbabwe are now training the new crop in matters of reproductive health and engaging in safe sex. Lima Mankarankara, 66, said she and her peers have a “consultancy service” for younger…

“Homosexuality Cure” Vaccine Approved by the Ministry of Health

Bye-Bye Outrageous Outfits: Somizi Mhlongo will be amongst the first gays to receive the vaccine Today UCT scientists confirmed claims made almost three weeks ago that the cure for homosexuality has been discovered. The story was received as a hoax almost immediately after going public and was condemned globally by the lesbian, gay, bisexual and…

Zola 7 is Down and Out!

IS Bonginkosi Dlamini, aka “Zola 7”, heading for depression? Friends of the former megastar are concerned.  Sunday Sun has learnt Zola might be heading down depression road if he doesn’t pick up the pieces of his life.   A celeb, who is also a kwaito star and a close friend, said Zola has lost interest…

Boity Thulo Dumped Like a Used Condom

Beautiful Boity Thulo of Rockville fame reportedly didn’t want Greg Borowsky to say goodbye. But alas for the sexy TV star, her mlungu hunk slunk off to the US – and Boity wasn’t invited to come along. HER hot Yankee boyfriend took off and left her crying bitter tears! Musician and producer Greg runs a…