Retired Prostitutes Open College of Sex to Teach Tricks of the Trade

Ever wondered what happens to sex workers when they grow old and it is time to retire?

According to, retired sex workers in Zimbabwe are now training the new crop in matters of reproductive health and engaging in safe sex.

Lima Mankarankara, 66, said she and her peers have a “consultancy service” for younger sex workers in the area, to stay relevant in the industry.

“We teach them how to handle clients well and the proper use of condoms,” she said.

“Men take advantage of girls, so this is a way of making sure the girls stay safe and avoid unwanted babies while getting a little something for ourselves,” Mankarankara added.

She said the girls show appreciation for the lessons through money or food for the consultancy provided. “Some of the girls are underage and cannot access condoms, so we give them the condoms because as much as we hate to admit it, the girls are already in business at the age of 12,” the elderly woman said.

Together with three other retired sex workers, Mankarankara runs the organisation and procures sanitation, condoms and pregnancy test kits. – Times Live

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“Homosexuality Cure” Vaccine Approved by the Ministry of Health

Bye-Bye Outrageous Outfits: Somizi Mhlongo will be amongst the first gays to receive the vaccine

Bye-Bye Outrageous Outfits: Somizi Mhlongo will be amongst the first gays to receive the vaccine

Today UCT scientists confirmed claims made almost three weeks ago that the cure for homosexuality has been discovered.

The story was received as a hoax almost immediately after going public and was condemned globally by the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community.

According to Dr. Aaron Motsoaledi, Minister of Health, a team of researchers discovered what they claim is a vaccine which can prevent early symptoms or cure humans from homosexuality, if treatment begins at a young age.

On May 8, 2013, the Sunday Time broke the news publicly claiming the vaccine was based on scientific research done in 1959 and published under the title “Organizing action of prenatally administered testosterone propionate on the tissues mediating mating behavior in the female guinea pig” by Charles Phoenix, an American researcher.

Charles Phoenix concluded that “INAH [part of the hypothalamus] is dimorphic with sexual orientation, at least in men, and suggests that sexual orientation has a biological substrate”.

Dr. Motsoaledi stated that injecting specific quantities of testosterone helps to unset the artificial biological unbalance which is thought to occur in roughly 2% of the population. What causes this unnatural balance isn’t clear but research tends to indicate “environmental pollutants” likely found in certain foods may cause an excess of estrogen mimickers.

Xenoestrogen are a type of estrogen mimickers found in synthetic or natural chemical compounds. Synthetic xenoestrogens such as PCB’s, BPA and phthalates have been also been found to have estrogenic effects on living organisms.

South Africa has been struggling with its homosexual problem for decades. Last August the South African national parliament announced a state-sponsored program that provides anonymous treatments for gay people. According to the Sunday Time, the program is supported by 88% of the country.

The news initially saw very little coverage, but South Africa at large have strongly supported production of the vaccine while most other countries including the U.S. have received the news with a good deal of skepticism.

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Zola 7 is Down and Out!

IS Bonginkosi Dlamini, aka “Zola 7”, heading for depression? Friends of the former megastar are concerned.  Sunday Sun has learnt Zola might be heading down depression road if he doesn’t pick up the pieces of his life.
A celeb, who is also a kwaito star and a close friend, said Zola has lost interest in life.

The friend told Sunday Sun: “He doesn’t even attend industry events. He is always surrounded by has-beens at his house.
“He decided to avoid insults, mind his own business and chills at home.” His friends are worried that he’s blaming others for his bad decisions.
“He’s negative, not the optimistic Zola people used to know. It seems he’s defeated,” said one source. Another friend said when Zola lost his precious wheels, things took a wrong turn.
“It’s difficult for him to move around, he has to wait for one of his proteges to go anywhere,” said the source. The friend said it’s difficult to go from having about R5 million worth of endorsement deals to having nothing.
“The sooner he stops blaming Lance Stehr and moves on, the better. It’s not too late for him to revive his career but the way he continues he will get depression and it won’t be easy to come out,” said the source.
In March this year, Sunday Sun reported that Zola was forced to sell two of his houses because he could no longer maintain them. He blamed it on music piracy.
Last week Zola told Sunday Sun: “People don’t see me out there because I perform in rural areas and ekasi.
“I’m at home and I’ve been out for the last 15 years. I’m a happy person and am at peace with myself,” he said. – Sunday Sun

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Boity Thulo Dumped Like a Used Condom

Beautiful Boity Thulo of Rockville fame reportedly didn’t want Greg Borowsky to say goodbye. But alas for the sexy TV star, her mlungu hunk slunk off to the US – and Boity wasn’t invited to come along.

HER hot Yankee boyfriend took off and left her crying bitter tears!

Musician and producer Greg runs a band called GB Collective. Last week, he told Boity that for him it was: bye-bye Mzansi!
Friends close to Boity and Greg told Sunday Sun she tried to convince Greg to stay. But his mind was made up!
It’s understood Greg was worried about the sexy photos Boity posts online.

A member of GB Collective said: “Greg told Boity she was embarrassing him by posting herself in swimsuits on Twitter and Instagram.”
A friend, who was at Greg’s farewell party at Moyo restaurant in Melrose Arch, Jozi last week, said: “He (Greg) felt Boity’s sexy body was attracting a lot of attention and Boity promised to dress in a proper manner.
“He told her he had already taken a decision to go to New York. Greg told Boity he wanted to start afresh – and far away from her. Boity is heartbroken. She feels she was the cause of the breakup. She wasn’t even at the farewell party,” said the insider.
The couple started showing their affection early this year on a bus to the Metro FM Awards in Durban.
It was reported at the time that Boity and Greg fondled and kissed each other without caring if anyone was looking.
Last month, the couple was spotted being all lovey-dovey at the Castle Lite Extra Cold Music Concert in Centurion.
A close friend of Boity’s told Sunday Sun: “Now that her boyfriend is gone, she’s miserable. She tells us she’ll be strong.
“She wants to focus on the Strictly Come Dancing show as that will help her deal with the loss,” Boity’s friend explained.
This week when Greg was sent questions in New York, he responded and wrote: “Boity and I have always been and remain good friends. Please, respect that. Thank you.”
Vusi Leeuw, Boity’s manager, said Boity is out of the country. Asked about the allegations, he said: “I don’t discuss Boity’s private life in the media. I’m willing to talk about the business side of things.” – Sunday Sun

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