BREAKING NEWS: National Police Commissioner Suspended For Being Born A Man

(PIC) SA national police commissioner, Bra Victor Phiyega She was born in Polokwane, a city housed in a province which has eighty percent of their women looking like men. So when she was introduced as the new National Police Commissioner by President Jacob Zuma, South Africans didn’t pay much attention to her [rather masculine] appearance….

This Year’s Vodacom Durban July Theme

Durban – The bright lights of showbiz are beckoning at this year’s Vodacom Durban July. Following the announcement of the 2014 fashion theme “The Big Screen” some of the country’s most iconic designers are gathering movie-themed fashion inspiration from all over the globe, and are predicting to fashionistas and race-goers that July 5 will be…

Somizi’s Lover Attempts Suicide

(PIC) Africa’s grandmother of gays, Somizi Mhlongo. He was born the same year as Abigail Kubeka NOTHING lasts forever – not even great love… And when Somizi Mhlongo’s relationship went up in smoke after four years, he dumped his boyfriend. But grief nearly turned to tragedy when the broken-hearted Themba allegedly swallowed a whole bottle…

DJ Warras and Tumi Voster Joins 5FM

DJ Warras, aka The Shady Lurker, has been fast–tracking his way into the hearts and homes of the public through his phenomenal boost in media exposure recently. Fresh, witty, honest and sporting the hottest record case in the dance business, this DJ recently made the bold move to one of the country’s most prolific youth…

Cam and Thoba’s Public Gay Marriage Ends In Blood

(PIC) A once-married gay couple that left Africans in shock. It’s still unbeknown who’s the “man” WHAT started out as love ended up in blood and tears! When Tshepo Sithole-Modisane and Thobajobe “Thoba” Sithole-Modisane tied the knot in KwaZulu-Natal last year it was all over the news. But hardly a year after their wedding, the couple…

DA Announces Upgrade to Helen Zille’s House

The Democratic Alliance is thrilled to announce that the Western Cape Government will pay for a multi-million rand upgrade of Helen Zille’s private home in Rosebank, Cape Town. Following the recent trend of public money being used for upgrades to private residences, Ms Zille is excited to see what this upgrade will do to the…

Happy 1st Birthday Lifestyle Tabloids!!!

Today officially marks 1 year since the inception of our [controversial] blog, and little did we know President Jacob Zuma would be amongst our loyal readers. Before we knew it, Helen Zille followed suit, promptly followed by other prominent political figures across the globe, including Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe and Ugandan president Yoweri Museveni. How…

“I think Teko Modise Is Gay,” Says Ex-Fiancee Lizelle Tabane

(PIC) Teko Modise and ex-fiancee, Lizelle Tabane MAMELODI Sundowns midfielder Teko Modise rediscovered his form on the field – but lost it between the sheets, so says ex-fiancee Lizelle Tabane. She has dumped him like a used condom. Lizelle said Teko was not even doing his manly duties! She told the People’s Paper: “He always slept with his…

Tickets Go On Sale For The South African Music Awards (SAMA 20)

South African music lovers have the opportunity to experience all the glamour and drama of the 20th Annual South African Music Awards first-hand at the Sun City Superbowl on Monday, 28 April 2014. Tickets are now on sale for the hotly contested main awards, which start at 20h30 on the public holiday that follows Freedom…

Pistorious Lied To The Media: Report

(PIC) Murder accused paralympian Oscar Pistorius with his late girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp Cape Town – After a harrowing week in court and being cross-examined in the dock, Oscar Pistorius has now also been accused of lying to the public by the Sunday Times newspaper. According to the newspaper, Pistorius, who was desperate to protect his…

Julius Malema Trust Launched To Settle His SARS Bill

Johannesburg – A trust was launched on Wednesday to collect funds to settle EFF leader Julius Malema’s R16m SA Revenue Service (Sars) bill. “The main motivation for the establishment of this entity is to settle the alleged tax bill that Julius Malema was recently slapped with… by Sars,” trust chairperson Mandisa Mashego said. Mashego and…

DA Apologises To ANC Over Nkandla SMS

(PIC) Mmusi Maimane tells the media the real truth, and nothing but the truth. JOHANNESBURG – The Democratic Alliance, through its spokesman Mmusi Maimane, issued an unconditional apology to the ANC over an SMS sent out to more than 1.6 million potential voters. The questionable DA SMS read: “The Nkandla report shows how Zuma stole…