Family No Longer Good Enough For Idols Twins

(PIC) Idols twins Anele and Neliswa Mxhakaza are too ‘goodie’ and famous to be seen visiting home THE mother of talented Chesterville twins, Neliswa and Anele Mxhakaza (18), curses the fame that “turned her kids into spoilt brats”. The twins, who left Metro FM presenter and Idols judge Unathi Msengana in tears and kept the…

MILLER BOOMTOWN IS GOING LOCAL

Johannesburg, South Africa – Miller Genuine Draft has announced the additional talent to be added to the Miller BOOMTOWN local line-up for the upcoming three-city tour featuring international rapper Kendrick Lamar. Joining the Joburg line-up are mix DJ guru, YTKO’s Zan-D (YFM) alongside Ms Cosmo (Channel O VJ). Talented actress and YFM DJ Thando Thabethe…

SHOCKING: Vote ANC & Get A FREE Prostitute! ANC’s New Election Campaign

(PIC) A prostitute commissioned to campaign for the ANC. Gwede Mantashe behind her. It’s BYE-BYE food parcels and HELLO free prostitutes. In a desperate attempt to win votes, the ANC has embarked on what can be classified as the world’s most shocking election campaigns yet, by adding sex workers to the equation. According to an…

Half Snake Half Girl – The World’s Most Bizarre Human Being

(PIC) Little Mai Li Fay is clearly enjoying all the attention Bangkok – 8 year old Mai Li Fay, from Bangkok, is far from living the usual life of a girl her age. Everyday, thousands of people gather to the front of her family’s house to get a chance of seeing and possibly touching the…

Bonang Matheba’s New Lingerie Line Causes A Sexy Distraction

Johannesburg – Social media millionaire Bonang Matheba is showing no signs of slowing down in 2014. Just a few weeks into the New Year, self proclaimed “Queen Of Everything” has announced an exciting partnership with retail giant Woolworths South Africa. Queen B*, as she is affectionately known, has collaborated with the retailer in her 1st…

Jacob Zuma’s New Zulu Bible To Have 8 Commandments

MARIANHILL – President Jacob Zuma has donated R500 000 for the translation of the Bible into isiZulu through his Jacob Zuma Foundation. “The Bible needs to be updated and incorrect translations need to be fixed,” Zuma said in a statement. Among these errors is the incorrect representation that there are ten Commandments contained in the…

DA Unveils Blue Berets

(PIC) The DA army marches for freedom from corruption in our lifetime PAARL – In an attempt to keep up with other parties before the 2014 elections, the Democratic Alliance unveiled their own shiny new blue berets at a rally in the Western Cape over the weekend. This unveiling was done a week after the…

Desmond Tutu Launches New Gay Political Party Called ‘DRAAMA’

(PIC) Archbishop Desmond Tutu full of DRAAMA “I would refuse to go to a homophobic heaven… No, I would say sorry, I mean I would much rather go to hell… I would not worship a God who is homophobic and that is how deeply I feel about this.” This is a statement from Nobel Peace Prize…

LEBO MATHOSA’S GRAVE IN PIECES!

THOUGH mum and stepdaughter are resting in peace, turmoil rages among the family left behind. Firstly, it seems that although late Afro-pop diva Lebo Mathosa is not forgotten, her graveside is abandoned and falling to pieces.   People visiting a nearby grave saw Lebo’s broken tombstone and kindly put a fallen piece on top of the…

The J&B Met 2014 Theme: Made To Conquer

On Saturday 1 February 2014, The J&B Met celebrates its 37th anniversary with the theme ‘Made To Conquer.’ The theme is a celebration of those with the courage and determination to never give up in the face of any obstacle, an attitude that is at the core of J&B, a spirit that inspires us to…