Those who saw the spectacle claim that the usually composed Michelle Obama showed her ghetto side, and was ready to take off her earrings in favour of a good street fight.
JOHANNESBURG – Reports of rivalry between Denmark’s prime minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt and Michelle Obama has been reeking political corridors for quite sometime, but it was only until yesterday that this long standing rumor was confirmed.
According to well placed sources from the White House, the rivalry was not ignited by an innocent yet mischievous selfie between Thorning-Schmidt and US president Barack Obama, but drama between the two States’ women has been brewing since their sorority days.
In an unreported incident which allegedly took place after the memorial service, a cat fight between the two happened at the late Nelson Mandela’s home in Houghton, Johannesburg.
“Michelle was clearly livid that Obama would even entertain taking a selfie with Helle, knowing very well how she hated the woman. Who wouldn’t? We are dealing with a Danish woman here. Those women remain uncontested when coming to who can drop their panties the fastest,” confided one political insider who saw the drama.
“We all saw Helle’s flirtatious gestures at the memorial service, and how pissed Michelle was. Let’s just say, Helle knows how to press the right buttons. The giggles between Barack and Helle got so alarming that Mrs. Obama ordered her husband to change seats or else their marriage will follow Madiba to the grave,” the insider added.
According to security personnel, the skirmishing erupted shortly after their arrival in Houghton, with Michelle calling Helle “a Danish man eater”.
It is alleged that Thorning-Schmidt was about to enter the main entrance hall where all media was barred, making it impossible for any journalist to see, let alone capture the action. Insiders claim Mrs. Obama suddenly emerged from behind like Queen Latifah in Set It Off, poked Helle and said “I’m talking to you b*tch!”.
“All hell broke loose. Before we knew it, Michelle slapped Helle sooo hard and gave her a stern warning to keep her dirty claws off her man or else…
“Michelle is a true ghetto queen, she reminds me of Madea…. I doubt Helle will look at another black married man again after this,” claimed another security deep throat who refused to be named.
It is alleged that Helle’s bodyguards quickly intervened, and the two where summoned to an impromptu meeting mediated by seasoned gay rights activist and Nobel Peace Prize recipient, Archbishop Desmond Tutu.
Dignitaries present at the smackdown were instructed to keep the incident under wraps in honor of Nelson Mandela’s memory.
The White House and Danish Ministry did not deny nor confirm the incident, but both offices said an official statement will be released once “the matter has been resolved”.
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